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半夜,醒來,感覺老公緊抱著我,竊喜!心想:這傢伙平時挺酷的,沒想到睡覺時一不小心就露餡了。於是感動不已,正準備好好享受他的擁抱時,聽見他迷迷糊糊說到:“老婆!好冷!”當時恨不得把他踢下床去。某日和老公一起看電視,電視中女演員正跳芭蕾,老公對我說:“老婆,你也很適合跳芭蕾。”竊喜!心想:老公一定覺得我身材不錯。可是我想讓他表揚的直接點,於是沉住氣繼續問他:“你為什麼說我適合跳芭蕾呀?”老公一本正經並用很專業的語氣說到:“跳芭蕾的人胸都不能太大的。”我頓時沒從椅子上滾下來。一週末起床後,和老公說到最近的開銷問題,覺得我們時常亂花錢,這樣下去可不好,於是決定改掉亂花錢的毛病。晚上老公陪我逛超市,我看到我愛吃的沙琪瑪,可是不知道要買哪個牌子,於是隨便拿一種,標價為4塊8,正準備伸手拿時聽見老公在一旁不停的叫到:“4塊6的,4塊6的。”我聽到後頓時笑得直不起腰,看來他是對我們的省錢計劃認真了。一天早上,我休息,老公上班,我送老公到電梯口,電梯門開,我轉身準備回家,聽見背後老公叫我,轉身一看,只見老公站在電梯口前一腳站立一腳翹起攔住電梯門,探著身頑皮的對我說:“老婆裡面沒人呀,KISS一下!”我又好氣又好笑!一次,我一邊照鏡子梳頭一邊對老公說:“你說要是我的老公每天下班回來做飯洗衣,然後我什麼都不用做,只要上班,那多好呀。”老公走到我旁邊,不停的搖我,說道:“老婆,醒醒,醒醒,時間不早了。”我徹底被我老公打敗了。我和老公喜歡一起看影碟,但是每當要換片子的時候就很痛苦,特別是冬天,不想從被窩裡出來。於是,每次畫面一停止的時候我就馬上側頭裝睡,還發出鼾聲;老公見狀,只能自己下床去換。一等到碟片進倉,我立馬醒來,裝成睡眼腥松的樣子說:怎麼了,怎麼了,發生了什麼事?要換碟片麼?我來,我來,我來好了。老公說我太壞了。隔幾日,我已經忘了這個事情,到換碟片的時候我剛想叫他,可是他已經側頭而睡,之後自然是如法炮製,笑死我了洗碗後順便把不銹鋼的鍋了刷了,很賣力地刷,終於刷的比剛買回來的時候還亮。於是非常!老公站在陽台的凳子上涼衣服,我興沖沖地舉著鍋進去給他看。他對著鍋,頭偏來偏去仔細地看,就是不誇我。正待問他時,他用手若無其事地抿一下頭髮,“恩,這個小伙子還是挺帥……”開始的時候我老婆說她不會做飯。我說:“不會吧,我都會做。”結果,現在我做!哈哈。下班的時候他去接我,我嚷著要買香蕉。到地方發現公司的兩個女孩也在買。我與她們很熟,而他一點也不。我跟她們叫道:“太好了!我不用買了吧?”那女孩便很慷慨地把一兜香蕉都遞給我:“隨便拿!”我只掰了一根,那女孩說:“多拿點!客氣什麼呀你!”他也跟著說:“拿兩根拿根!”同事微一怔也趕緊附和他說:“多拿點多拿點!”他說不不,兩根就夠了。我又掰下一個,正詫異他怎麼可以這樣丟我的臉,他卻把網兜遞給我,然後拿著那兩根香蕉遞給同事,認真地說:“謝謝啊!”第二天上班到中午了大家一想起來還狂笑……老公很喜歡在家裡藏起來讓我找他,可是房子太小了,每次我都很輕易地找到他。一次睡覺前他去關燈(燈的開關離床有一定距離),關了之後就見他迅速蹲在地上,我雖然看得清清楚楚,(夜視視力很好哦),卻悶聲不響。只見他蹲了一會,又匍匐向床邊爬過來,我忍住不笑,等他小心翼翼費力地爬到床邊,探出頭來,我猛地撲過去,嚇得他!哈哈,狂笑!在老公眼裡,我是個著名的近視眼,低IQ。不過有時,他也會上我的當。前天上街,在一熱鬧的商場門口我倆走散了,不過我回頭就發現了他,見他正緊張地向後面張望。我走到離他的背後,大喊他的名字,他猛的回頭,我裝做沒見到他,還是大喊,還作出很害怕,很著急的樣子,他開心的笑著抱住我,說“哎呀,笨笨!”哎呀,甜蜜死了!又想起來一個:昨天晚上吃飯過後和老公在院子裡散步,突然看見路上有一隻蟑螂,我大叫“老公,踩,踩,踩死它!”然後自己也伸腳準備去踩,老公說“哎呀,是小強,放過它吧。”讓我覺得自己好像很殘忍,暴沒愛心。老公坐班車回家,路上堵死,給我發短信讓我繞道回家。我給他回短信說,堵車你就在車上睡會兒覺吧。他回:不!要是夢見你多嚇人!某日看見電視上體育比賽中國隊又落敗我信誓旦旦的說:“將來我要讓我的孩子練體育為國爭光!!”老公看著書抬頭看了我一眼說:“那讓他練舉重吧,看他媽這樣兒他能行!”嗚嗚嗚……有一天跟老公討論那個所有人都會討論的傻話題“下一輩子做男人還是女人”,我想了半天說“我下一輩子要做男人,讓你做女人來伺候我!”老公扭臉看了我一眼說“上一輩子你也是這樣說的”……昨天和老公在家打老鼠,老公很英勇,踩死了老鼠。我大讚他神勇,他卻很哀惋的說“哎,我想起了小時候看的《舒克和貝塔》,心裡好難受啊!”偶第一次給老公做飯,自己手藝實在不精,做出來的菜色香味都不沾邊,老公好可愛地一邊埋頭苦吃,一邊安慰偶說,老婆沒關係,給我溫飽就可以了,我不要求奔小康。文章來源:裝聰明網的BLOG |
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