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當塗了牛眼淚之後

一日,無聊閒逛於鄉野小路,偶遇一黃牛,猛想起靈異上常說抹上牛眼淚可以見人所不能見,於是上前與牛對視,企圖用淩厲的眼神不廢吹灰之力嚇哭該黃牛,未果~……正煩惱中,發現旁邊乃種蒜之田,欣喜若狂,左右瞄瞄確信無人,拔之,塗於牛眼之上,牛終於淚如雨下……
  唉,該牛不知幾天沒洗臉,眼屎多得嚇人,不過本著強烈好奇心企圖見人所不能見,強忍心中翻騰的胃液,將得來算易的牛眼淚抹於雙眼……頓時~~~……世界還是老樣子……
  話說抹上那牛眼淚之後,我真是忍不住地失望啊,哪有什麼人所不能見的東東,於是很氣憤地質問那黃牛到底是不是純種,居然一點都不靈,然後就離開了……
  路過一墳地,一個鬍子白花花的老頭在地上不知道揀什麼,看起來很是辛苦,我本善良,於是好心走過去問了聲,大爺,要我幫忙不?
  那老頭抬頭,然後慢慢把臉轉向我~……**~~……
  好一個慈眉善目的老人家,於是我更堅定了幫助他老人家完成未完成事業的決心……
  老人家很開心地跟我說,小夥子,謝謝你,只不過我這把爛骨頭真是不好揀啊……我往地上一看,
果然很多骨頭,不過有點碎了,有點黑,還有點象人骨,我很有些疑惑,於是問,這是您的骨頭?老人家歎氣~:“唉,是~~~啊,可惜年代久了前幾天不知道些啥人跑這來亂挖把我的骨頭都挖出來了,到處都是 ~,唉~沒人收拾,還得我自己動手,還好遇到你這好心人~~……”
  可惜老人家的最後這誇獎我的話我沒聽到,因為我聽了一半就已經以超音速的速度閃到幾百米開外的地方了~確定安全了以後,我最想說的一句話就是:牛兄弟,錯怪你了
  話說我自從跟那位鬼老打了照面以後,覺得農村這地方地廣人稀,實在不適合我這個抹了牛眼淚的人呆下去,於是以閃電般的速度先坐渡輪再坐公車再轉地鐵回到生我養我的地方~~
  呼~~~~~~~~~安全了,街上人這個多啊,飧鋈饒職~,不過似乎比平時人多了一倍……管他呢,有人偶就不怕~~嘿嘿
  餓了~去超市買點吃的先~~
  今天超市也格外熱鬧~我慢慢地在美食中游蕩~享受著牛兄弟帶給我刺激後片刻的寧靜,直到我發現那個人……
  那個人……~發黃的衣服怎麼看怎麼不象現代人穿的,就算勉強算現代人穿的我
也敢肯定是來自某個56個民族以外尚切未被發現的某少數民族。更讓我不解的是,他居然拿起一包吃的,聞了聞~放下了~……媽呀~,如果我沒記錯的話。供奉給鬼神的供品他們也只聞聞就飽了吧……莫非~~莫非這位仁兄……不是人……
  心情頓時緊張起來,不過還好,這人多,偶不怕,好歹也是6尺差3寸的鋼鐵男兒,沒那麼容易被嚇倒,於是我繼續監視這傢夥的一舉一動~其實主要目的是注意他聞過哪些東西,被那玩意聞過的東西估計都沒營養了~……
 黃衫人繼續移動,繼續聞,我呢,則敵動我動,敵不動我宜靜,可惜我這跟蹤技巧實在不咋地,真後悔當初007要我跟他學當間諜的時候我一口拒絕,否則現在想也不至於那快被這第57族的傢夥給發現了~
  他過來了……
  兩條腿開始哆嗦,不過表情卻擺得很鎮定很酷,主要我這人有個毛病,一害怕連表情都換不了了,可惜別人一直以為我是膽色過人觸變不驚的典範……
  現在,他距離我只有30公分,如果他鼻子不是那麼塌的話可能就超過29公分警戒線了……
  “幹嘛跟著我!”
  “呵~~~~
~~呵呵 ~~~~~~~~~~~~……”暫時說不出話來~~~實在是緊張啊~~
  “你小子莫非有什麼企圖!!”
  “……~沒~沒~~我不妨礙你繼續聞~不,不是~買東西了~~我走先”轉身想跑,這次總算反應過來了……可惜晚了,一只手搭上了我的肩,骨瘦如柴的手啊,隔著衣服我也能感覺得到~我全身雞皮疙瘩都起來了,就是不敢回頭~
  有些戰慄的聲音從身後響起~“這麼說,你都看見了~~~~~~”
  媽呀,我多後悔自己多管閒事啊,據說揭穿了鬼不想被人看穿的秘密會被其打擊報復不知下場會如何如何地慘呢~~
  實在說不出話來了~~算了,聽天由命了,該死的牛眼淚,靠,說起眼淚,我好象聽到哭聲傳來…………好象,好象就在背後,與此同時
  一個帶著哭腔的聲音說話了 “老兄,我2天沒吃飯了,實在沒錢啊,只能聞聞,你能不能~借點錢給我啊~~”

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